A Philadelphia Sports Blog
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We Don’t Stand For Our Sports Takes. -We Sit!!
What We Cover
Hello!
This site’s not run by insiders or experts — just everyday fans with a lot of opinions and a comfy recliner. Recliner Reporters is for the Philly sports faithful who love to write it down so we can one day say, “Told you so!”
Yeah, sometimes we’re wrong. And when we are, we’ll admit it — tail between our legs and all. But right or wrong, we wear our takes like we wear our team gear: loud, proud, and probably a little stained from last night’s cheesesteak.
If you’ve ever argued about the Birds at a family party, written a fake lineup card in a group text, or defended Joel Embiid like he’s your cousin — this site’s for you.
“I read this blog before it was cool. It’s still not cool. And he’s still an idiot.”
–MOM
“I only read this blog to confirm I’m smarter than the guy who writes it.”
–Tyler Slanovec
“This blog is like the Eagles in the first half — questionable, but I’ll stick around.”
– Nicky from 2 Street
